(Post 1) - First Blog

    My life is a mess right now, There is a warrant out for my arrest – a crime I’m not going to mention but suffice to say that if I’m caught I’m looking at a very long sentence. I currently have no job, very little money, and I’m living in Brighton in this wretched derelict house with a junkie, don’t get me wrong though Maya’s a lovely girl, very streetwise just not my Idea of an ideal housemate.  We obviously haven’t been paying any bills so our water supply has just been cut off, I think the electricity will be too within the next few days, I really hope that doesn’t happen.

     Anyway today was like any other over the past couple of weeks, woke up about ten thirty when the sun reached the holes in the lurid floral curtains, and made myself a cup of coffee with bottled water and the propane BBQ that now resides in the lounge. I shaved my legs in the toilet with an almost blunt razor… Now I know how that sounds but we have 2 toiles in our house one for using and one for washing, we need to conserve our drinking water because it is quite hard to steal.  So at about 2:30 We left the house through the downstairs window because all the doors have been barricaded from the inside, and went down to the local supermarket to steal breakfast, again.  Returned with our food, ate and sat down to play guitar for a while. Well I played guitar while Maya sang, which is ok as she is actually a pretty good singer.

     Around 9PM Maya decides she needs to score, whatever she must have taken this morning is wearing off and she’s getting the shakes, Christ knows where she stole the money to pay for this, so we pick up a bottle of cooking oil and off we go.
We only need to pull about 15 cars before we find one that opens, a black corsa with a 98 plate - old cars are the easiest. Maya started the car by touching two red wires together then touching them to a brown wire, and drove erratically over to Eastbourne to meet the dealer. She gave him a call when we were opposite the usual phonebox and he appeared from the darkness at the car window, handing Maya a very small package of very expensive brown powder.

     We got back near to the house and Maya covered the interior of the car in the oil to get rid of any prints and hide most of the DNA, we get home, she cooks up her stuff in a teaspoon and sucks it up into a syringe using one of my cigarette butts to filter it. Now I don’t really mind heroin use, I have smoked it from time to time I just don’t like the whole nodding in and out of consciousness.  Maya’s passed out in the lounge, and I rolled myself a joint ,fired up my laptop and sat down to write this.
It feels good to actually write down what my life is like at the moment even if it is just self-therapy. Anyway I’ll try and write another blog tomorrow if we still have power, It will probably be exactly the same as this though! X

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27 comments:

Greg said...

Wow, you're going to get through this! I'm sure of it.

Sean said...

I...this is the most depressing thing I have ever read and there is no way this could possibly be true. You cannot be that poorly off, no human would take what you're saying you are. There's options. Places to go, people who would help. I refuse to believe any of this.

eXo said...

Its eye opening to read this. I actually read the entire post.

Thanks for sharing.

Xuian said...

Well, if it makes you feel any better, that was one hell of an entertaining read! I lived in a pretty ghetto apartment a while back with 2 other people (small 1 bed). It was about 40 degrees F everyday inside during the winter and we heated things up on various pieces of cardboard from used food boxes (think a cheezit box, cutting off a side and making something on it). 2 people got shot and died on the block in a single month also.

It was pretty bad, as well. Oh and the shower went super hot to super cold every few seconds, that was fun.

Team Panda said...

I'm not sure if this is a fake story, but it was interesting to read. I'm following.

Mr Duke said...

I'm sure a lot of people would pay well for you to make blogs for them - your design on this one is better than a lot of others I've seen.

TheMonopolyGuy said...

Not sure if it's legit but good luck

Jay.CA said...

i'm sorry to hear about your situation, i hope it gets better.

Janez said...

Wow, I guess thats hard you should find a job as soon as possible and move out and don't try Heroin ever again or you WILL destroy your life.

Would you mind telling us how did you get to where you are now?

TheDickArtist said...

I like the setup on the blog, and the content, whether real or fake, is great. look forward to more.

Lemmiwinks said...

great post. following you

triade said...

nice reading, sure thing that i am following you

ds said...

Some heavy stuff! Just hang in there! Will surely follow.

DuBi Gamer blogger said...

Hope you got your life back on track

Kevings said...

This was one of the most entertaining reads i had all that - allthough not entirely in the best way. While i dont mind what people are doing with their lives, I dont like to them waste it either. Take care of yourself. If not for yourself, then for others. If you dont have any, then at least for your readers :)

Newschooler said...

You'll be alright for sure :) +

Doc-Mitchell.blogspot.com said...

at first: hard story, i hope you'll get fine.

and welcome to blogger, i whish you a lot of fun in this big community

1StopBlog said...

hmm..is this true? Cool piece tho...^followed.

check me out 3fecta.blogspot.com

Nostalgiablog said...

good read, following :)

Green Bus said...

Your life sounds like a movie. Haha.

Hattiwatti said...

+Following!

Roygbiv said...

yes, i hope your situation gets better. I am out of a job myself right now and it is tough. Heroin is something you do not want to get too mixed up in though, keep your head up :) Followed+|

TheHarvester said...

wow amazing layout you got there. have fun blogging, ill keep in touch with you!

Tibble said...

Wow, touching blog. I'll be back tomorrow, hope you are too and the powers still on...

osma29 said...

great page layout, love it! also great post enjoyed reading! :]

http://dasmeistro.blogspot.com said...

wow, i feel for u, You have some tallent in desgin tho. You should try to sell webdesigns, thats alot of cash in that buizz!

Killer salmon said...

You have quite the whirlwind of a life...part of me disapproves but the other real part just says it's pure survival instinct. Chances are i'd be doing the same in your situation. Government has let me down so many times as well.

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